As a random thought…
So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.
The Black Widow is Russian.
Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.
Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”
can she just get an award or something
I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.
So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.
Best video in the world
Are they actually allowed to have pokemon battles in school? I mean, pokemon battles are obviously destructive so you’d think there’d be rules against doing it in a small classroom like that. This is a serious question.
Help Me Move Out Please
My name is Fobazi, and I live in the great state of New Jersey, and I just finished graduated from Rutgers University. For the past two years, I have pursued a Masters in Library Science, and I recently got a full-time job.
But the job doesn’t start until after Labor Day. So my immediate need is for funds to move out of my house.
Right now I live with my mother. She makes home a very unsafe place for me to live. She is an extremely conservative Christian and a pastor and constantly derides my “choice” in sexuality. On top of that, she constantly takes all of my savings.
At this moment, I have less than $50 to my name because my mom found my hidden savings. My job doesn’t start until after labor day and I wasn’t able to work this summer due to immobility.
So with this, I am asking for the kindness of others to help me save up $2400 to pay the security deposit on an apartment.
All money donated will go towards a savings account I am setting aside explicitly to save for an apartment. Any extra funds past my goal will be put towards other necessities.
Any and all reblogs or signal boosts are super duper appreciated!
Hey team, one of our own needs a hand! Help out and spread the word as you’re able.
If the signs were mythological creatures:
- Aries: Werewolf
- Taurus: Hell hound
- Gemini: Doppelgänger
- Cancer: Banshee
- Leo: Fairy
- Virgo: Angel
- Libra: Nymph
- Scorpio: Siren
- Sagittarius: Ghost
- Capricorn: Mermaid
- Aquarius: Vampire
- Pisces: Shapeshifter
Q:I'm a guy and I want to have a big beard, look masculine and wear male clothes 'cause I think they look cool, but on the other I really want to wear ball dresses and cute female clothes and just look feminine. and I really don't know what to do. Is there a way for me to look masculine one day and feminine the next? is something wrong with me for wanting this? I am so confused about how I feel right now. I'm sorry if I'm just bothering you with this. and thank you for reading. Have a lovely day.
Sometimes I want to look feminine. Sometimes masculine. As a woman, there is less pressure into this, because we’re able to wear pants rather than skirts if we feel like it. But men wearing skirts? Society seems to still be so freaked out by it, which is ridiculous.
If women can wear “guy” clothes, why can’t men rock “gal” clothes? And why are we still separating into two different categories? Why can’t they just be clothes? You know, something we wear, objects that serve us for both protection in different weather, something useful, or for a particular exterior appearance we want to give.
That’s what clothes are for, and you sir, shouldn’t think “wrong” of wanting to simply dress differently for different occasions! Don’t let society get to your head. It’s a silly thing, society. Still has a lot to learn (or rather, UN-learn).
Be who you want to be. That’s the key to happiness.
Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs
jesus that is good to know.
Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.
REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies
Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.
So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.
So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!
The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!
AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS
this post just got so much better
THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST
Anxiety really cramps my style like how am I going to seem chill and fun if I often start trembling and breathing heavily and developing a look of impending doom in my eyes
If Iron Man can do it, so can I
this is literally one of the most inspirational things
HOW IS THIS SUCH BEAUTIFUL QUALITY?
CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THIS IS ACTUALLY JOLIE’S DAUGHTER PLAYING YOUNG AURORA AND HOW TALENTED THIS WOMAN IS TO ACT OUT NOT WANTING TO HOLD AND CUDDLE HER OWN LITTLE WOMB NUGGET LIKE GOTDAMN WOMAN YOU GOOD.
This is something that was bugging me a little bit so, as always, I’ve decided to make an infograph.
Maybe other artists disagree, but when I ask for a request, it’s a fun game. You give me a suggestion and I build on it. It’s a team project. You don’t know what you’re going to get.
If your request takes longer than 3 sentences to describe, it’s not a request. It’s a commission. It’s something so specific, the artist will essentially be working for your specific scene for free.
And of course - DO NOT REQUEST THAT AN ARTIST DRAW YOU SOMETHING if you don’t see that they are specifically accepting requests.
People have been requesting free art from us our whole lives. We’ve had plenty of that. If we want to draw you free stuff, we’ll let ya know. Don’t just assume we have free time - just like you wouldn’t come up to a doctor at a grocery store and ask them to examine your twisted ankle.
Unless you’re a person who does that… in which case… don’t do that either.
I’d like to remind people that this goes for writing requests, too.
And if an artist or writer has a list of “what I do/don’t do” then please respect that.
That’s why I ask people for ‘prompts’ not straight up requests.
In Once Upon a Time, we’ve approached these stories in different ways. Sometimes it’s like the Peter Pan way, where there’s a complete flip on the character and that’s our twist on it. And other times it’s about how these characters that we know fit in this world on this show—and that’s more what we’re doing with Frozen. We want to be true to the characters, we don’t want to change what they were in the movie, we want to be true to what we love about them and what everybody loves about them. Instead, we want the twist to be how they fit into our universe.